Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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