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what?
penguin condom
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
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My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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