so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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