Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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