So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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