I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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