Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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