I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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