dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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