the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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