I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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