Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
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He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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