I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
found the other keg... it's in the tree
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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