No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
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So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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