you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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