how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
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You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
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I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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