honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
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He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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