Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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