I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
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I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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