i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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