Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
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Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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