I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
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Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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