I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
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you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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