Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
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he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
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I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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