bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
your room smells of hookers.
And success
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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