Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
she pinky promised me she was 18
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They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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