Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
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if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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