I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
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I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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