marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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