doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
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