That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Stupid Covid-19
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