I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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