Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We talked him into tasing himself.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Let's get the cat blown out
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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