he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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