I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
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She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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