Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(202): View more from Washington, DC

the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(202): the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something http://tfl.nu/lezg

Replies (2) Good night (905) Bad night (423) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(917): View more from New York City

If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(917): If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I? http://tfl.nu/azfj

Replies (10) Good night (534) Bad night (1119) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(831): View more from California

theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(831): theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it http://tfl.nu/8kg8

Replies (216) Good night (33671) Bad night (2247)
Favorite
(905): View more from Toronto

Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(905): Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee. http://tfl.nu/8vei

Replies (13) Good night (819) Bad night (3574) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(804): View more from Virginia

he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(804): he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ... http://tfl.nu/7lew

Replies (30) Good night (3898) Bad night (751) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(713): View more from Texas

I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(713): I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand. http://tfl.nu/1sll

Replies (8) Good night (3044) Bad night (671) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(660): View more from Missouri

I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(660): I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym. http://tfl.nu/tj7a

Replies (7) Good night (3497) Bad night (789) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(919): View more from North Carolina

I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.

(1-919): View more from North Carolina

Hopefully she would park on my face.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(919): I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there. (1-919): Hopefully she would park on my face. http://tfl.nu/4722

Replies (21) Good night (6148) Bad night (812) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(225): View more from Louisiana

Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(225): Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u. http://tfl.nu/ux68

Replies (17) Good night (1014) Bad night (2563) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(248): View more from Michigan

I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(248): I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom. http://tfl.nu/9ssn

Replies (3) Good night (903) Bad night (395) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(321): She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess. http://tfl.nu/6wvy

Replies (14) Good night (571) Bad night (1894) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(904): View more from Florida

Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.

(1-904): View more from Florida

I told you to check, dude

(904): View more from Florida

Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(904): Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday. (1-904): I told you to check, dude (904): Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out. http://tfl.nu/ef5z

Replies (14) Good night (1351) Bad night (417)
Favorite
(951): View more from California

The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(951): The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever. http://tfl.nu/0whk

Replies (3) Good night (687) Bad night (243) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(949): View more from California

YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(949): YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER! http://tfl.nu/b6lu

Replies (3) Good night (403) Bad night (283) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(905): View more from Ontario

ok thanks goodnight

(905): View more from Ontario

Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(905): ok thanks goodnight (905): Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person http://tfl.nu/fu6q

Replies (3) Good night (658) Bad night (171)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: