I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
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we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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