how can u be prego again
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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