You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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