I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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