Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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