yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
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Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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