Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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