You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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