Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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