where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
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There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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