i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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