What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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