I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
How naked do you want me to be?
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