Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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